sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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