you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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