She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
