are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
she told me i tasted like america
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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