The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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