Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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