Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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