I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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