We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
