it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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