so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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