I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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