You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
