better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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