What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I FOUND THE LEGS
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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