I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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