ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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