i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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