In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
