K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
She needs sedatives and a leash
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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