So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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