Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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