I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Enjoy the penises
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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