its not stalking. its research.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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