Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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