just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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