the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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