I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
