My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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