drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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