3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I am puke
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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