I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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