Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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