you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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