You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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