I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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