Its about making memories worth repressing
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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