guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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