I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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