There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I love you. Go after that dick
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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