I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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