Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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