I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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