I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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