i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
