is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This is my gift to your gina
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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