At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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