You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
we're so committed to being not committed
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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