But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I had to cum in my sink.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We smell like vodka and hangover
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