I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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