Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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