I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
MIDGETS
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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