I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is wine microwaveable?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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