i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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