love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't deserve a penis
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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